Sunday, April 28, 2013

Another. Freaking. Lost. Tooth!

Dear Mr Peters,

Unfortunately with your family's run of teeth falling out in recent times, requiring me to leave in excess of $20 over the past two months, I will not be able to reimburse you for the loss of Jessica's tooth this Sunday at approximately 8.25pm.
I'm sure you can cover that cost.
Please do not come to me for 12 months.

Sincerely,

The Tooth Fairy.


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