A new invention has been found! A woman who would like to keep her name and age private, has discovered a new and improved way to read in the dark! Using her child’s headlight that they were meant to be using at the time, she securely strapped it to her forehead and flicked on the light. This is now on popular demand in all stores! Her photo has gone viral on the internet and has received more than one billion views. She has already got 50 000 people who want to buy the product, and if she does not deliver she will be fined $500 per person. Leading to a whopping 2,500,000 million dollars.
Gangnam Style!
A young seven year old boy was doing gangnam style while sailing on a ferry to Palm beach when he gangnam styled off the edge of the ferry. The boys family were laughing their heads off when they realised he was struggling to swim. The ferry quickly sailed away and the boat driver jumped off to save the child. Once the child was retrieved he was refused to come back with his family because, as a young general man in a champion hoodie explained, ‘his gangnam style wasn’t good enough.’ The family has been taken into police custody for neglect and the boy has been sent to an orphanage.
Record Broken
A record has been Brocken when a 16 year old boy reached 948 on Crossy road the boy won $1000 for his excellent gaming and has been offered a job at the gaming university on a private island. A 71 year old guy said he will pay the 16 year old $1 for every point he gets on Crossy road which gives the boy a multi million pathway. The boys parents both work in out door places and are not that excited about having there son playing video games for a living. The makers of Crossy road have also decided to give the kid 45 percent of their earnings which is over millions and billions of dollars.
Swearing Fine
A woman has been fined $1000 after swearing in front of 6 kids from the ages 10-16. She was telling her friends some information and instead of saying poo she said another word ouch
New Family
Breaking news a woman has left her family after they asked her if she could come to a family trivia. The woman told the children “ I don’t want to come go find another family” she has been taken to police and fined $2500.
Reported by Ella Yates
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