Monday, April 12, 2021

Happy Campers News: April 12, 2021

Clumsy one in town

A ten year old girl had a quite clumsy day yesterday. And the question is what have her parents been teaching her considering they are both high school teachers. The child failed to sit on her chair falling straight into the ground. She also managed to trip over some sticks when walking to campsites. She then was sitting in a chair at a camp table, it was at that moment she knelt down to get her friend's shoes but of course instead she got stuck in between the table and chair. Other than that the young girl is extremely smart through her school but just can be clumsy.

Freaking Freak Out

Last night a woman isolated herself in her caravan after she spotted two mice. The woman was sitting with family and friends at her caravan site when she suddenly went silent with a following of ahhh ahhh. She went into a panic at the site of a mouse crawling under the table. She curled up in her chair and didn’t leave until she was Convinced the mice had ran away. The mice had escaped but the woman is stilled worried that they went in her annex although we believe her son who’s sleeping in the annex is the one to be worried.

Dodgy Make Up

A very young looking bloke was spotted the other day with what looks to be some very badly done makeup! NO! A black eye! Should we be worried? Experts say that this will last 3-6 years and there is no cure, what a shame. A video was captured of the man shaking his head in sadness when he was told this news. He looks over to his wife and starts to cry. This is heartbreaking! We were informed that another man was hurt when the black eye man threw a punch at him. But he is assumed to make a full recovery in 2-3 weeks. It happened during a rugby league game, things got fired up when a guy threw a punch and the black eye gave the other player strength to demolish the other guy who should be fine in 2-3 weeks. Both players have been suspended for 6 games and fined $500 each. 

Dopey Teenager Wets Himself

A 17 year old boy got splashed last night when he climbed up a pole with a bucket up the top. He was said to be showing off or being like Tarzan. The boy bumped the bucket and all the water splashed onto him. The spotlight game quickly ended because it was freezing that night let alone being covered in freezing water. Witnesses say it was hilarious because it was a surprise and no one saw it coming.

Happy Wedding Anniversary!

Today we celebrate a milestone of 13 years together. Happy days for Amanda and Chris. Well done guys!

Reported by Ella Yates

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