Friday, April 9, 2021

Happy Campers News: April 9, 2021

HAND SANITISER CAUSES MOUTH BALDNESS

A young boy in year two found out at school that he was allergic to a certain hand sanitizer. The hand sanitizer made him lose all his teeth. The seven year old also has since had an obsession with farting he has now invested in farting using his arms and legs. For all those who have used Detol watch out for these unusual symptoms. New South Wales health organisation has put in placements to help make a hand sanitizer for everyone to use.

STAR AT THE CAMP GROUNDS

A celebrity was in town when Jessica Peters rocked up to a campsite at Umina beach caravan park. She first performed at a talent show, singing ‘scar’ by Missy Higgins. Then she came to a campsite and sang ‘the sound of White”. After an Autograph and some sticky date pudding the super star left the campers with some massive smiles on their faces.

LOCAL SCOOTER BOY TAKES A FALL

A Father has made a complaint after 2 girls helped a little boy around the age of 4 who stacked on his scooter. The little boy was riding his scooter after dark when he stumbled over on gravel. The 2 girls picked up the kids scooter and the little boy rode home happily. The father saw the scratch on his sons knee and went to the manager. The manager refused to help as she knew that the family should just get over this small issue that was caused by the child and parents who rode in the dark. After this the little boy told his dad “He was all better”. The 2 girls said “we were only trying to help, the kid shouldn’t have been there anyway”!

DON'T-GO-KARTING

A go cart has smashed into a pole late this afternoon at Umina beach caravan park. A mother and her 3 year old daughter was riding a double cart when a car pulled out in front of them, the mother swerved the cart out of the way when they smashed into a pole. The caravan park first aid was called to the seen. The little girl was taken to hospital with a fractured arm while the mother suffered concussion. The 24 year old man who was driving the car was fined $500 because he was going over the speed limit of 10km per hour and he was the one who partly caused.

Reported by Ella Yates

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