Happy Campers News: April 10, 2021

Dettol Emergency!

An updated symptom for the dettol allergy by a seven year old is the obsession with a song called “I take the world by storm”! The New South Wales health organisation is really urging people to come forward if they have any of these symptoms. For more updates on this terrible case go to happycampersnews.carrd.co.

Science Teacher Breaking Bad

A science teacher has been taken to police for questions after she taught 6 kids from ages 7-15 how to make crack cocaine! The children thought they were partaking in a harmless sherbet making class, when in reality, it was all a plot. The teacher has been taken into police custody and will not be let out until we get to the bottom of this. The children quickly got addicted to the illicit substance and went crazy! They have since calmed down, but are quite shocked to hear the news that they ingested drugs into their systems. Please give your best wishes to their families and hope that the teacher is brought down.

Washing Machines Don't Work Without Power

How many people does it take to fix a washing machine? Early yesterday morning A women brought out her camping washing machine to wash clothes when it suddenly didn’t turn on it took many attempts to get it started but still wouldn’t go. Before the woman could ring up the company to complain about the washing machine a miracle happened when a man from the campsite next to hers came and turned the switch on and the washing machine began. Feeling thankful the woman did her washing. A similar thing happened a few days ago when a man hung up some lights that wouldn’t work. He checked the PowerPoint but nothing turned on, then a miracle occurred when his wife pressed the button on the control. These events tell us to listen to the people around us and ask for help, for more news on this visit our website.

Stealing Wi-Fi

Two teenage boys were caught on a security camera hacking wifi and turning off the electricity at a club. The boys were not going to the club instead they stood outside and got into the account. The boys then disconnected the wifi for all the people at the club, they then turned off the electricity and escaped before being caught. During this small blackout 3 people were injured. The first was a seven year old boy that ran into the edge of a table and split his lip open, he was taken to hospital to get stitches, the next was a 32 year old woman who cut her hand on a glass cup she was taken to a medical centre to get the glass removed, the last was a 3 year old boy, he was in the bathroom when the blackout happened and tripped over landing face first in their toilet bowl, as he tried to get up he by pulled the lid of the toilet and was taken to hospital with a neck injury. The two boys were spotted on security cameras they looked to be the ages of 13-16. One was wearing a blue and yellow jumper while the other was in a black hoodie. If anyone sees these people please call 000.

Old Person Dies

Yesterday was a sad day for the world after Prince Phillip died at the age of 99. The royal family were very sad at this news.

Reported by Ella Yates