Monday, March 26, 2018

Mike Carlton Lays Out Why Australia is Fucked











Sunday, March 25, 2018

"How Did They Think They Wouldn't Get Caught?"


Yes. I have spent a great proportion of the past 40 years of my life watching the game of cricket, idolising the great players it has been my pleasure to watch, and living on the edge of ecstasy and despair, depending on the outcome of those matches played by our national team.

For the most part of that time I have felt pride in the Australian team. They didn't always win, they didn't always play well, but they held the values of the game at their hearts. If they lost they accepted it and hoped to do better. If they won they celebrated and looked to do even better in the next game.
Not always, but mostly.

Something has changed in the current Australian team, and there needs to be some serious conversations and changes made at the highest level if the actions of the past few weeks are to be rectified.

After the actions of yesterday's play in South Africa, does anyone believe there are any redeemable qualities remaining in the Australian cricket team? There is simply no excuse or explanation for what happened except that at the very least the leadership group of the team are cheats. By having a player use a piece of tape with granules of the pitch on it to try and rough up the ball in order to change its condition, this was a deliberate and knowing flaunting of the laws of the game. Don't believe any kind of watering down of language that may be brought forth in the coming days. It was no mistake, or an error of judgement. It was blatant cheating. And the penalties for this must be severe. And not just from the ICC.

What has happened to the Australian team? We sledge mercilessly and without favour constantly, but suddenly carry on like school kids as soon as someone dares to do the same thing back at us. We ignore how poorly our home crowds treat opposition players and teams in Australia, but complain to the referee and the media the second it happens to us in overseas conditions. We dare to call others cheats when they appear to contravene the rules, but somehow expect that when we try to do the same thing we won't get caught, and when we do we expect that an apology and saying we'll never do it again should be enough to end the matter. The question has been asked for some time but never really answered, as to why it appears that the only series that seem to have bad relations between the teams playing are the ones that Australia play in.

Steve Smith is embarrassed by this? AUSTRALIAN CRICKET SUPPORTERS ARE EMBARRASSED BY THIS!!! These last few weeks have made ALL Australians feel awkward and nauseous about our own team. Their conduct overall has been appalling, and so far it appears nothing has been done to rectify it and pull these players back into line and reminded of the privilege they have of representing our country and the way they should behave to uphold it. It has been bad enough recently, but this is the final straw. South Africa - and the world - are now laughing at Australian cricket and its followers. Our team and its leaders have made a mockery of the game of cricket and how it should be played.

Whoever is a part of this so-called 'leadership group' that decided this tactic should be used, should be immediately suspended by Cricket Australia for the 4th Test. Steve Smith must immediately fall on his sword, or if he won't, then Cricket Australia must sack him as captain, and also ensure anyone who was a part of this decision never captains Australia again.The board also needs to come in and set the terms to what is acceptable behaviour on the cricket field and what is not, starting from now. The players may well have thought that they were in charge of the show after their victory in regards to the Memorandum of Understanding back in August, but they have forfeited any of that with their deplorable actions in recent times. This is the board's chance to show why it exists. This cannot be tolerated any longer, and if CA doesn't show strength in this then we forfeit any right to consider ourselves as leaders in the cricket world again.

I feel sick this morning, and it has nothing to do with what I drank last night. This is a line in the sand moment. Let's see if cricket in Australia has the leadership and moral conscience to fix this properly immediately.

Sunday, March 18, 2018

Jessibill: Death By Multimedia. Episode 16


This week on Episode 16:

Crap That Jess Has Been Watching On YouTube! – It's more amazing stuff from Jessica as she introduces us to Ryan Higa, yet another doofus who seems to be able to make a living off YouTube, while Bill reminisces on the loss of Stephen Hawking by tracking down all the TV shows he appeared in.

Rubbish Songs Jess and Bill Have Been Listening To – Yet another amazing playlist of ten awesome songs put together for your pleasure, with Jess giving us a series of songs that have stuck in her head this week, and Bill gives us some songs that may sound familiar but that you just can't place where they come from.

Crap Movies Bill is Forcing Jess to Watch! – "GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!" Yes, Arnie is back in his biggest and baddest film, along with some other crazies and a super performance by the main bad guy as we lose ourselves in the awesome action adventure that is PREDATOR.

There’s Something on the TV! – Jessica is still obsessed with VOLTRON and gives us the low down now she has reached Series 4, while Bill tries to work out who the murderer is every week in the long running British crime show DEATH IN PARADISE


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RYAN HIGA


STEPHEN HAWKING


PREDATOR


VOLTRON


DEATH IN PARADISE


Thursday, March 15, 2018

AFL Prediction 2018


Sunday, March 11, 2018

Jessibill: Death By Multimedia. Episode 15


This week on Episode 15:

Crap That Jess Has Been Watching On YouTube! – Jess has decided that everything is up for grabs and to be torn down by anarchists as she gives us the good oil on the Film Theory channel on YouTube, while Bill relives a classic from his past as he tries to explain through his laughter the worst version ever of Europe's "The Final Countdown".

Rubbish Songs Jess and Bill Have Been Listening To – This week's playlist contains Bill trying to show that he doesn't only listen to 1980's heavy metal, while Jessica instead shows us her complete fixation on everything My Chemical Romance.

Crap Movies Bill is Forcing Jess to Watch! – When it comes to comedy that comes from the 2000's rather than the 1980's, you can still find a ridiculous movie with no storyline and a bomb spent on how it looks and still comes up with the goods. This week we delve into Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson's touched-by-genius movie entitled ZOOLANDER.

There’s Something on the TV!
– Bill has been watching the excellent Aziz Ansari in his latest role of Dev Shah in the critically acclaimed MASTER OF NONE, while Jess has spent four non-stop days staring at her iPad and taking on what appears to Bill to be the ridiculous and far fetched antics of VOLTRON.

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FILM THEORY


THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!



Saturday, March 10, 2018

APCC Under 11 Golds: Round 18 vs Albion Park Green






ROUND 18. Albion Park Under 11 Gold Vs. Albion Park Green at Keith Irvine Oval. March 10, 2018.

Well done by the local (or not local) idiots who decided to dig up the ground at Con O’Keefe Oval on Friday night, which meant that instead of the local derby between the Albion Park Under 11A Golds against Greens being played at home, it had to be shifted to Keith Irvine Oval. It made for a disrupted start to the game.

With the relocation achieved, the Golds won the toss and elected to field against a very good opponent, and with both teams fielding six players. The Golds overall bowled well, but also too short and not full enough to put any real pressure on the batsmen, who ran well between the wickets and generally batted terrifically. For the Green team, openers Aiden Campion (20) and Will Schofield (18) both hit the ball well, selected the gaps and ran hard between the wickets. Jordy Marshall (8) and Lucas Glover (7) showed good technique, Lucas especially batting with great composure for his age, and both had good initiative between the wickets. Liam Clinch (8) only suffered from trying to hit the ball too hard and too far, while Riley Hayes (26) is nothing if not entertaining when he is at the crease and played some lovely shots.

The star with the ball today was Bodhie Rodda. He has been working hard all season to get his bowling action right and get the ball down the wicket and as straight as possible. Today, it all came together for him, as he bowled three full overs, and only four of those were no balls, and only two of his deliveries bounced more than once. It was a fantastic effort from a young boy whose passion for bowling has never floundered over the course of the season. Success is not always measured in wickets. Today it was measured in line and length, and Bodhie today was the star of that measure. Well done Bodhie!
As was mentioned, the ball had to be straight and full today, and the kids couldn’t quite get it there. Lucas Brown picked up the only wicket of the innings, surprisingly enough with a ball that was full and straight. He also fell foul of having his cap as his marker, which cost him five runs when a straight drive hit it perfectly. His four overs today finished with 1/20. Max Sciberras and Charlotte Rodda bowled some good deliveries today, mixed with some wide no balls to go in their bag of liquorice all-sorts. Max finished with 0/14 from three overs, and Charlotte with 0/22 from three overs. Blake Ison tried hard to get the ball straight but found it drifting down leg side too often to be effective. His three overs cost 0/17. Josh Peters was a little wayward today but still managed to find the edge of the bat on a few occasions and asked questions of the batsmen. His four overs cost him 0/13, and he just failed to take a screamer at square leg as well.

After their twenty overs, the Green Eagles had lost just the one wicket and scored 124 runs, with 87 of those coming off the bat.

The Golds went in to bat with instructions to be positive but keep wickets to a minimum. The Greens bowled very impressively, by keeping it simple and bowling the ball in the right areas. The spin options were excellent, with Liam’s left arm orthodox (0/17) and Lucas’ right arm leg spin (2/21) great to watch, asking questions of the batsmen with flight and length. Will (0/8) and Aiden (2/2) both showed exactly how faster bowlers need to bowl in this age group – full and straight, which not only offered wicket-taking chances but tied up the runs as well. Great stuff. Jordy (1/12) and Riley (0/8) were also both good in their spells at the crease. Along with the excellent wicket-keeping of Riley and Liam, and the up-tempo fielding, the Greens showed why they have been so successful this season.

Through all of this, the Golds stuck to their fight. Josh and Lucas opened the batting, and kept out the good balls, looked to find the singles, and tried to dispatch the loose deliveries. Josh has had a great season with the bat and again showed his improved patience and picking the right ball to hit today, hitting three boundaries in his top score of 23. He was well supported by Lucas, and their understanding in their partnership helped to push the score along. Lucas showed good defence again today in his innings of 4. Blake batted at three and would have scored more runs if he had played straighter rather than trying to whip everything to leg. He still made 11 good runs.

At the halfway mark the Golds were 0/52, which compared well to the Greens at the same stage, who had been 0/56. The fact that the Golds did not lose a wicket until the 12th over was a great effort from the batting unit. Eventually the excellence of he Greens bowling came through, and six wickets were lost in the innings. Max was not one of those, and he again showed his improvement in getting his front foot out to the pitch of the ball, and he played a couple of lovely punches in his innings of two runs. Bodhie again showed he has an excellent pull shot, and also defended a couple of good balls off his middle stump, which was pleasing to see. He made two today in his innings. However, the shot of the day came from Charlotte, who waiting for the right ball, and then pulled in hard and high to the mid-wicket boundary for her first four of the season. Great stuff Charlotte, let’s hope we see a few more of those next week!

At the end of their twenty overs, the Golds had lost six wickets for 71 runs, of which 47 had come off the bat.
With wicket penalties added, the Greens ran out convincing winners of the match by 148 to 75. Congratulations to Mick and his team, they are a very good cricket team who play in the right spirit and with plenty of skill.

I was especially proud of the way the young Gold team fought out today. Apart from the last five overs of their bowling, their fielding was good and mostly enthusiastic. The wind came out of their sails a little in the last few overs. Then the batting showed a purpose, and they stuck it out against some very good bowling from their Green opponents without dropping their heads. They may have lost their last two games, but they have not stopped trying against their excellent opposition, and they should be rightly proud of their efforts.

There is one game left in the season, and the Golds will be playing the first placed Oak Flats Blue side to complete their year. Hopefully they will put in one last effort and give the Oak Flats team a real run for their money next week.

Sunday, March 4, 2018

Jessibill: Death By Multimedia. Episode 14


This week on Episode 14:

There’s Something on the TV! – Jess does an excellent impression of a politician, but explaining to us that she is watching a brand new show called EVERYTHING SUCKS but that she can't reveal anything about it. Awesome. On the other hand, Bill has been binging on FAMILY FEUD for reasons that he would prefer not to reveal.

Crap Movies Bill is Forcing Jess to Watch! – The switch from comedy to action at the last minute meant that Bill had to bring in a film related somewhat to a film she saw last year but didn't enjoy. This week we go t the wilderness for FIRST BLOOD.

Album Review Switcheroo! – With Jessie's albums having dried up it's time to go in a new direction, and so we present to you our weekly playlist of ten songs, five from each of us, and we give you a run down on why we like them, and even give you a chance to experience it yourself! This week, it's cover songs.

Crap That Jess Has Been Watching On YouTube! – Jess has found more Vine madness in the eyes of ISSA TWAIMZ who is also apparently hilarious. If that is even possible.

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PLAYLIST





ISSA TWAIMZ


Saturday, March 3, 2018

APCC Under 11 Golds: Round 17 vs Gerringong Green

ROUND 17. Vs. Gerringong Green at Boxsell Reserve. March 3, 2018.

OK. Well, it is fair to say that the Albion Park Gold Under 11A team discovered the gap between the excellent work they have put in during this season, and what they must do if they want to be one of the teams at the top of the tree. And though they may have gone down in their match today against Gerringong Green, they certainly didn’t lower their heads. In fact, parts of today’s cricket were the very best this team has achieved all season, and that is saying something.

Skipper Max Sciberras won the toss and elected to bowl, and the Eagles kids were absolutely superb, something which was remarked upon by many from the opposing team. Their fielding topped everything they have done this season, although they were helped by the slow and spongey outfield which kept the ball within reach at all times. Unlike the sleepyheads of last week, this week the whole team was on their toes and superb in the field. There were again two direct hit run outs, one from Blake from mid-wicket and one from Lucas from deep cover with the batsmen chasing two. Both of these two have been dynamite in the field this season and showed it off again today. Blake also took an excellent catch at mid-wicket off Max’s bowling to inspire the first wicket of the day.

It was a very spongey and dewey outfield, and the Gerringong team did well to total 71 runs off their allotted twenty overs, which the Eagles complemented with five wickets, in what was a masterclass of Under 11 fielding. That they also did this by pushing themselves to this excellence, and not by being hounded by their coach, was the most satisfying part of the whole exercise. They were quite terrific. The backing up was good, and the keepers Josh and Kane both did a great job.

Kane Rex bowled two terrific overs today, straight and making the batsmen play every ball. It was a shame it was his week to keep and he couldn’t bowl any more overs than he did. He finished with 0/6. Blake Ison’s first two overs were superb again today, but he got a bit tired and down leg side in his final two overs. Perhaps the coach is over bowling him. He finished with 0/17. Charlotte Rodda mixed some good deliveries with some average deliveries, and for the first time in weeks failed to take a wicket. You can’t take them all the time. She took 0/14 from her three overs. Bohdie Rodda though was fabulous, with only five no balls today in his two overs. He can be rightly proud of his effort, and figures of 0/9. That practice is paying off. Max too only got two overs today, which was an oversight by his coach. His first over was a beauty, and his second not bad either. He finished with 1/6 from those overs, and will certainly get more bowling next week. Josh Peters had the opposing team singing his praises, and though it will be a biased comment again, his first over today was the over of the season. He bowled three overs and finished with 0/6. He is bowling in the wrong age group. The star again though was Lucas Brown, whose four sensational overs produced figures of 2/8, with another caught and bowled and a bowled with a double bouncer, his worst ball of the day. He keeps coming back at the batsmen even when he bowls a bad ball and never hangs his head. Great stuff Lucas.

For the first time since the very start of the season, the Eagles kids faced a bowling attack that was simply too good for them. When you have four or five kids with the ability to bowl the ball full and straight and move it in the air, it is a massive test for your batting skills, especially your defensive unit. I’m not sure they were so good that they didn’t bowl a wide no ball for the entire innings, but it was another level of bowling from what Albion Park Gold has faced in some time. The slow outfield also stopped any chance for the boundary hitters to get into gear, and as a result it was a tough time with the bat.

Despite this, no one dropped their head, and they all adapted well by the end of their innings. Charlotte and Max opened and faced the best of the bowlers, and although they were both bowled twice by almost unplayable deliveries, they stuck to their task and never gave in. Max especially played some lovely straight shots once he realised that this was where the bowling was aimed, and his three runs was worth much more on any other ground and on any other day. Well done Max, that was a tough innings and very well played. Charlotte also looked to play more shots this week and was also frustrated by the outfield. She still showed a lot of positive signs. Blake played an excellent innings today, and his score of 2 does not reflect that at all. He often had to adjust his stroke late to cover the delivery that he faced and he did this terrifically. He also wore a couple on his thigh and a full toss to his ribs, so he fought hard under adversity. Sometimes the number of runs you score does not show just how good an innings you have played. This was Blake today.
Bohdie tried hard under the conditions but jut couldn’t get the ball through the outfield, despite some nice strokes to mid-wicket. Kane came out positively and looked to dominate when the opportunity arose, which was good to see. He played forward much better today and as a result he looked much more comfortable at the crease. He made 3 good runs. Lucas and Josh put together a good partnership at the close, punching for singles and looking to be positive while keeping out the good deliveries, of which there were a few. Lucas especially took on the best of the Gerringong bowlers in the final over, getting forward and hitting every delivery in the middle of the bat, diffusing him perfectly, while also calling for two good singles. 4 not out today was worth a lot more than that. Well done Lucas. Josh still is hitting the ball a bit too aerial for his coach’s liking, but he also remained not out on 10.

After wicket penalties were added, Gerringong Green had run out victors by 99 to 51, and though they did win comfortably, the margin does not prove to be a fair reflection on how tough the game was fought by the Eagles kids. As I said, their fielding effort today was the best of the season, and after initial adjusting in the batting each of the kids handled themselves well against a very good attack. I was very proud of the way they handled themselves today.

Next Saturday the Golds will play the Greens in the Under 11 local derby at the home of junior cricket Con O’Keefe Oval. I hope we will see a big turnout of parents and relatives to see two very good teams play each other. No matter what the result, I feel sure you will see just how good the future looks for Albion Park cricket by the skills and ability of these 12-14 young kids coming through from their Under 11 competition.

Sunday, February 25, 2018

Jessibill: Death By Multimedia. Episode 13.


This week on Episode 13:

There’s Something on the TV! – It's Japanese anime time in Jessie's headspace, as she has started checking out the 2003 hit FULL METAL ALCHEMIST, while Bill has been lost with no sport and The X Files on a mid-season break, so for him it has been the lifestyle stylings of LOVE IT OR LIST IT AUSTRALIA that has filled his hole.

Crap Movies Bill is Forcing Jess to Watch! – After some rich comedies in recent weeks it was time to go for something a bit more cerebral for Jessie's movie of the week, so we have checked out the brilliant acting, writing and directing that all came together in 1995's superb THE USUAL SUSPECTS, where you won't know what has happened even after the movie is finished.

Album Review Switcheroo! – With Jessie's albums having dried up it's time to go in a new direction, and so we present to you our weekly playlist of ten songs, five from each of us, and we give you a run down on why we like them, and even give you a chance to experience it yourself!

Link: https://open.spotify.com/user/jessicaher13/playlist/7zEeeGu0nn4Pso5kZ7xeTB

Crap That Jess Has Been Watching On YouTube! – So if you animate songs from bands that Jessie loves, and even do kazoo cover versions of them, you too can have your own YouTube Channel. Apparently, Jess gives us the run down on not even dust like wtf which is apparently HILARIOUS! Meanwhile, Bill has been tracking down the 'shittiest band in Newtown' called Scabz after seeing them at the SLF concert in Sydney.

PODCAST!



PLAYLIST!



not even dust like wtf @ YouTube


Scabz live at the Marlborough September 2017


The Usual Suspects


Full Metal Alchemist


Love It or List It Australia


Saturday, February 24, 2018

APCC Under 11 Golds: Round 16 vs Kookas Maroon

After such a lengthy period of success, there always comes a time when perhaps you take it for granted, and ease off thinking it will always just happen. To an extent that happened today for the Albion Park Under 11 Gold team, who through the heat of the morning and the dropping of their high standards of recent weeks found that cricket cannot be won just by turning up and expecting the opposition to roll over for you.

The opposition, the Kookas Maroon team, won the toss and elected to field, and the eagles took to the batting creases this week with just the six players. And apart from a couple of moments, the kids batted well and pushed hard. The calling and running between the wickets was excellent, with several singles turned into twos this week by better running. Success was found by those that didn’t try to hit the cover off the ball, instead using the pacey leg side of the ground by timing the ball along the ground.

Charlotte Rodda hit some excellent strokes again today, but the all went straight to the fielders which stifled her run scoring. She is improving every week, and also called well today. Kane Rex played perhaps his best innings of the season today n the opening partnership, striking two perfect pull shots along the ground for boundaries in his innings of 14, his highest score this season. His hard work in working on his batting is paying off. Well done Kane. Blake Ison once again make a statement with the bat, stroking four boundaries in his score of 21 with the emphasis again of the ball along the ground. Bodhie Rodda also made his highest score today, including a lovely pull for four that brought cheers from the crowd. His 7 was another excellent innings and he called and ran well again. Great improvement from Bodhie.

Josh Peters played perhaps his three worst deliveries of the season to start his innings, which included being bowled off stump trying to whip to leg with his head in the air. It would have been a sad effort for him, but the opportunity to stay at the crease with the current rules allowed him to redeem himself, finishing with 25 runs including four boundaries. Lucas Brown concluded the innings with a fine display of sensible shots and good running which left him unbeaten on 9 runs, though he still has this inclination to try and work a ball a foot outside his off stump into the leg side.

At the conclusion of their 20 overs, Albion Park had lost two wickets and scored 121 runs, which included 76 off the bat, comparable to last week’s effort.

Despite the coach asking his team to ignore the heat and stay up and bright in the field, it didn’t really go to plan. The heat caused a few tempers to fray and a few heads to forget what they should have been doing, and the batsmen from the Kookas team played well and made it difficult for the Eagles kids to go well. After seven overs the Kookas were 1/43 and flying, and it appeared that the Eagles bubble was finally going to burst. The only wicket to fall had been from a great piece of fielding from Lucas once again, who threw to Kane at the bowlers end who found the batsman short of his ground. Just before drinks though the balance was restored. Lucas had bowled too much down leg side, but a straight ball found a top edge which he caught off his own bowling. Then with Charlotte bowling, the batsmen dared to take a single when the ball fell to point, where Lucas swooped in, took aim, and threw down the stumps at the bowlers end with a direct hit. Brilliant fielding from Lucas who does this every week. Two balls later, Charlotte sent down a rocket to bowl the facing batsman, and despite some lacklustre bowling and fielding the Eagles were back in the match.

The scoring stalled in the second half of the innings, while Blake was rewarded with a caught and bowled of his own after some close calls with his bowling, and Lucas picked up his second wicket with the perfect fast full yorker that cartwheeled middle stump. The last two Kookas batsmen batted well and were looking to attack, so I will make mention of the final over of the match, which Josh bowled. He was unfortunate not to pick up three wickets in the over, two that bounced half an inch over middle stump and had a catch dropped at mid off. Against two good batsmen on the rampage, Lucas and Josh bowled terrific final overs.

At the end of their innings, the Kookas had lost 6 wickets for 93 runs, with 51 coming off the bat.

The bowling and fielding overall today was a drop down on recent weeks. The heat had something to do with it, but it did appear that the team felt they just had to turn up to win, which certainly was not the case. Given their high standards of recent weeks they can be forgiven for this. Charlotte, Kane and Blake have been great, but today reverted to a lot of no balls and wide deliveries down leg. Charlotte for the sixth game in a row took a wicket again, finishing with 1/16. Kane took 0/20 while Blake finished with 1/9. Bodhie did well again but was unfortunate to go for a couple of boundaries in his second over which blew his figures out to 0/20. He bowled better than that suggests. Josh, after a slow start, finished with 0/10 from four overs and also bowled far better than those figures suggest. Lucas bowled like a demon at training on Wednesday, but didn’t quite get it together today. He was still the best performer today with 2/5 from four good overs, but it could have been so much better!

After wicket penalties were added, the Albion Park Golds ran out winners by 145 to 102.

With three weeks remaining, the Golds play Gerringong Green (2nd), Albion Park Green (3rd) and Oak Flats Blue (1st) in our last three games of the season. The kids are focused on putting their best cricket on the park in those three matches, to push those teams as hard as possible to finish off the season. Win or lose, they want to be able to show how much they have improved this season and that they can compete with any team on their day.

Metallica: The Call of Ktulu (MetOnTour - Copenhagen, Denmark - 2017)



The other brilliant Metallica instrumental of this era. What a superb song.

Metallica: Orion (MetOnTour - Turin, Italy - 2018)



Back in the band days... back in 1863... this was my favourite song to play on the drums. Ironically it was probably also my favourite song to sing \m/

Sunday, February 18, 2018

Jessibill: Death By Multimedia. Episode 12.


This week on Episode 12:

There’s Something on the TV! – Jessie has gone retro this week (well, as retro as you can when you are 14 years old) and rediscovered the wackiness of the sci-fi animation of ADVENTURE TIME, while Bill has been throwing himself into the bleak and dark tales of Season 4 of BLACK MIRROR.

Crap Movies Bill is Forcing Jess to Watch! – When it comes to inappropriate humour and unadulterated genius, there is only one film that you can turn to. This week Jess finally gets the chance to watch Mel Brooks' amazing and brilliant BLAZING SADDLES, complete with the greatest campfire scene ever filmed.

Album Review Switcheroo! – We enter both ends of the music spectrum this week, as Jess decides to pass on to Bill the modern pop styling of ELLIE GOULDING and her hit album DELIRIUM, while Jess gets a real treat by getting to experience the legends that are DEEP PURPLE and their finest hour, and one of the most important albums in music history, MACHINE HEAD.

Crap That Jess Has Been Watching On YouTube! – This week we discover that apparently you can take videos of yourself playing video games, put it on YouTube and get 60 million followers. FFS. Jess fills us all in on the YouTube user PewDiePie.

PODCAST!



Saturday, February 17, 2018

APCC Under 11 Golds: Round 15 vs Jamberoo

Are coaches supposed to suffer from constant heart palpitations? Is this the kind of thing that always happens? I’m not sure, and it doesn’t help when you have no idea of the score. But simply put, the Albion Park Eagles Under 11 Gold team took on Jamberoo at the picaresque Keith Irvine Mini Oval this morning, and the match was filled with magical, comical and exasperating moments.

First time captain Bodhie Rodda won the toss and elected to bat on a muggy morning, and the Park team changed the batting order around slightly to see how everyone would play in a different position. It was another solid opening from Charlotte Rodda and Max Sciberras who saw off the opening overs without losing a wicket in their partnership. Charlotte held her wicket intact once again, and once she learns to get that pull shot in order she will be scoring plenty of runs. Josh Peters came in at three, and promptly called Max through for a single, but an excellent piece of fielding from the Jamberoo fieldsman saw a direct hit and leaving Max about five metres short of his ground. Max played well again today, and just needs to work on getting his front foot to the ball to improve his run output. He finished with 2 runs today. Kane Rex joined Josh, and both took a liking to the short leg side boundary. Josh hit a six and a four in his 17, while Kane hit the ball particularly nicely today, with two boundaries in his 13. Both need to realise there is an OFF side to the cricket field.

Bodhie hit a terrific boundary with his favourite pull shot and was a little unlucky to bowled by one of the best balls of the innings. He ran hard when prodded and was excellent in both of his partnerships. His 6 runs was an important innings in the middle order. Lucas Brown played well with Bodhie, and only through trying to hit the ball too hard did he fail to capitalise on scoring more runs in his innings. He finished on 9 with one boundary but will feel as though he left a few out there. However, he was basically the running partner for last batsman Blake Ison in the final three overs, and his efforts there with his good calling and running between the wickets should not be overlooked. Well done Lucas. Blake himself played extremely well, hitting three boundaries and a six in his innings of 30, his highest score. He played the ball for the most part along the ground, and only failed to score more runs by not utilising the off side more. Despite this, it was a very good innings once again from Blake.

After their twenty overs, Albion Park had lost only two wickets – a season’s best effort – while scoring 113 runs – a season’s best – with 77 of those runs coming off the bat – a season’s best. Well done Gold Eagles! All this was achieved against a Jamberoo side that was fabulous in the field, with a number of stunning efforts by their players, and some good straight bowling.

Fielding has been the focus for the Gold team in recent weeks, and today it was shown once again to be the winning of the game for them. In the very first over, with five runs already on the board, a straight drive went to Bodhie at mid-off, and his return to Lucas at the bowlers end was straight and true, and Lucas lifted the bails for a run out. The jubilation of the team as they ran to Bodhie to celebrate his effort was terrific. Three overs later a ball was hit to mid-wicket where Lucas was fielding. He was at the ball quickly, looked up, and summed up the situation perfectly, picking the right end to throw to (the keepers end) where Blake took the ball and the stumps with the batsman meters short of his ground. Superb from the boys, just as they have been training for. The following over Lucas was at it again, getting the ball to the bowler Kane who had done well to get back to the stumps to take the return. The throw was not the best and it looked as though the chance had been lost, but the ball bounced off Kane’s hand and fortuitously fell on to the stumps to pull off the third run out of the innings. In the same over Kane’s straight bowling brought him another wicket for his season’s tally. This was followed up by Lucas in the following over with a straight full ball. It was excellent all round form the Eagles. Two overs later Charlotte again beat the batsman to comprehensively bowl him, and in seven over the Eagles kids had picked up six wickets. It was inspirational stuff.

The wickets dried up, but the bowling was tight and kept a close rein on the Jamberoo scoring. It wasn’t until the last batting pair were at the crease that the scoring took over, with some lovely shots by both batsmen finding the boundary regularly. While attempting quicker singles, the batsmen found themselves short to yet another super piece of fielding by Lucas, whose direct hit at the bowlers end found them short by inches. It was a super day in the field by Lucas, with a hand in three separate run outs. In the same over the batsman skied a ball to leg, where earlier Josh had dropped a chance that was going at some pace. This one swirled over his head as he ran backwards, but he never took his eye off the ball, and he held on to the tough chance over his left shoulder. More ticks for the fielding practice on Wednesdays.

There was entertainment and fireworks still to come though. Lucas bowled the penultimate over to the young Jamberoo left hander and was swatted for three boundaries and three singles in the over. Each ball he was implored by his coach to pitch the ball right up to the bat, but each ball just seemed to get shorter, and found its way to the boundary faster. To his credit, Lucas never dropped his head and kept a grin on his face. Good stuff Lucas. Blake was asked to bowl the final over, even though he had done about 10 kilometres running in the field for the left/right hand combination, and despite going for two boundaries he bowled a beauty, pulling off a run out at the bowlers end as the batsmen tried to sneak a second run, and also picking up a caught and bowled off the final delivery. It had been an entertaining innings from the two young Jamberoo batsmen, terrific stuff, and an important lesson for the Eagles kids that when things aren’t going your way, you have to find a way to combat it. Which they did very well under the circumstances.

After their twenty overs, Jamberoo had lost ten wickets while scoring 88 runs, with 62 of those off the bat.

Once the bowling penalties had been added the Eagles had run out winners by 153 to 96.

Lucas and Blake, despite getting some tap in the last two overs, were good once again, but just need to be fuller and straighter with the ball. Lucas finished with 1/26 from three overs, and Blake with 2/16 from three overs. Kane and Josh were their economical selves, Kane taking 1/9 from three overs and Josh 0/6 from three overs. Charlotte was again very good today, taking 1/14 from three overs, and has now taken at least one wicket every match for five games in a row. Super stuff from Charlotte!

Today though was about Max and Bodhie. Max bowled his best spell for some weeks, conceding only seven runs from his two overs and was very unfortunate not to pick up at least one wicket, with the ball beating the stumps by a coat of varnish, and also getting two edges that didn’t carry to the keeper. He also kept very well today. Well done Max. Bodhie must have felt as though he had captaincy responsibilities today. He batted well, and fielded well as already noted, but his bowling was great. He bowled two overs for 0/7, and with only four no-balls – Bodhie’s best ever effort. It was terrific to watch, and the beaming smile after the match was the highlight of the day. Well done Bodhie, great to see!

These kids continue to amaze, and their improvement and efforts every single week are a joy to behold. Seeing and hearing their parents support on the boundary is also fantastic, and it is a pleasure to come together every Saturday to be a part of it. With four games to go, the Golds are looking to make it as hard for those teams above them in the coming weeks. All of the teams looking to finish first in the Under 11 A competition have to play the Albion Park Golds in the final rounds and will have to beat them to do it. I can assure you that will be a very tough ask for those other teams.

Sunday, February 11, 2018

Jessibill: Death By Multimedia. Episode 11.


This week on Episode 11:

There’s Something on the TV! – Two weeks in, and Jess is still falling behind in the old TV watching, so instead tells us about a series she watched in the holidays called "The End of the F**king World", while Bill revels in the return of the Red Dwarf crew with a couple of viewings of the most recent Series 12.

Crap Movies Bill is Forcing Jess to Watch! – The 80's continues to rule the movie world, and this week it was time to introduce Jess to one of the biggest stars and movies of that time, Eddie Murphy's terrific portrayal of Axel Foley in BEVERLY HILLS COP.

Album Review Switcheroo! – Jess knows where to hit where it hurts, this week enticing Bill to quell his feelings for rap music by listening to NF's debut album MANSION, while Jess gets to relive last week's movie by enjoying the QUEEN album that acts as the soundtrack to Highlander, entitled A KIND OF MAGIC.

Crap That Jess Has Been Watching On YouTube! – As Jess rediscivers a love for the band My Chemical Romance by burying herself in their YouTube Channel, Bill has been checking out all of the new movietrailers that have surfaced from the Superbowl this week, as well as remembering a great short film in Steve Martin's THE ABSENT MINDED WAITER.

PODCAST


Saturday, February 10, 2018

APCC Under 11 Golds: Round 14 vs Gerringong Gold

Another humid and sweltering February morning greeted the Albion Park Under 11 Gold team at the beautiful surrounds of Albion Oval South, where they took on the visiting Gerringong Gold team in this week’s round of park cricket, and the opportunity to show off their improving skills once again to their families.

Skipper Charlotte Rodda won the toss and elected to bat, a move straight out of the Richie Benaud playbook. The Gerringong bowling and fielding was excellent. They were quick in the field and good with their throws, and importantly bowled straight, conceding only 20 no balls which meant the batsmen had to keep their eye on every delivery.

Kane Rex and Blake Ison opened the batting and made a good start. Kane’s calling was excellent, and he played one terrific stroke over mid on that flew away for four runs. He finished unbeaten on 7 runs, a good innings from him. Blake likes to go deep in his crease to pull the ball to the boundary, and often goes scarily close to his own stumps. Today his luck ran out when on one of these shots he did indeed hit his own stumps to be out hit wicket. His innings included three good boundaries, and he looked to find the gaps as well. Despite getting out once, his 15 was another good innings from him.

Charlotte Rodda played her best innings of the season. She called well, and she found a way to start hitting the ball into the gaps. She is improving every week which is wonderful to see. Her 3 runs was a good reward for hard work. Brother Bodhie Rodda was a bit unfortunate today, with the ball twice bouncing over his bat to find the stumps, for which there was not much he could do. He wasn’t able to produce his free flowing hitting today, but we look forward to seeing it next week. Max Sciberras was undefeated again, and received the best of the Gerringong bowling. His defensive technique today was excellent, and once he gets his drives going again he will get the scoreboard ticking over as well. Lucas Brown hit one very nice boundary today and ran hard and called well looking for runs for his partners. He finished unbeaten on 8 runs, and just needs to adjust his bottom hand to get better value for his shots. Josh Peters finally fell foul to pulling off his stumps, being bowled middle stump while looking at the sky in the third ball of the final over. The in-your-face celebrations that followed his dismissal weren’t endearing to him, and so he took the final three deliveries for a pulled four, a huge pull for six and a punched single to mid-wicket as a silent but effective response. He finished on 23 runs.

After their 20 overs, Albion Park had scored 82 runs for four wickets lost, with 56 of those runs coming off the bat.

The Eagles had to field and bowl at least as well as their opponents if they were to stay in the game, and to their credit they took their training efforts into the game. The skipper Charlotte opened the bowling and got a wicket with her fifth ball, a good catch by the keeper Josh from a top edged pull by the batsman. Max went one better, bowling the batsman with his first ball of the day, much to his delight and that of the crowd watching. Lucas then joined the party with good straight bowling and picked up his own pole with a fast full delivery. Then Max came to the party again, picking up another bowled in his second over which was a great reward for an excellent bowling effort. In the final over before drinks, Kane Rex then continued his great form when bowling straight and full by getting another batsman bowled. It was great to watch.

Four further wickets fell in the second half of the innings. Blake Ison deservedly picked up a wicket when he bowled the facing batsman in what was a great spell of bowling. Josh came out from behind the stumps, and picked up two wickets of his own, one bowled through the batsman’s legs and another a great diving caught and bowled, while Josh also fielded and threw the ball to Kane at the bowlers end to effect an excellent run out.

The bowling effort today was excellent, though again there were 33 no balls which the team is still having trouble eradicating. Bodhie bowled three overs today and is getting the ball on a good length now, he just has to get the ball straight and he will be right in business. Charlotte was solid today, and perhaps got a little too excited with the early wicket and tried too hard. Her three overs brought her figures of 1/12. Both Kane and Max showed when they bowl straight they can get wickets, they just need a bit more consistency. Kane’s three overs finished with 1/10, while Max was excellent with 2/13. Lucas only got two overs today due to the coach’s stuff up, but was again constantly dangerous, finishing with 1/3, while Josh again was terrific with 2/3 from three overs. The star today was Blake Ison, whose rhythm and action was spot on, and he bowled brilliantly as a result. He stood tall, bowled straight and full and if not for the excessive bounce of the astro could have finished with anything. His three overs for 1/2 was his finest of the season. Well bowled Blake!

The fielding was outstanding today, apart from a couple of over-excited throws. Everyone moved in with the bowler, they got to the ball quickly, they returned to the keeper or bowler, and they did their best to get to balls in the air. Both dropped catches were difficult ones that would have been brilliant if they were taken. The encouragement was great, and it was especially pleasing to hear Charlotte as captain every ball of the day. The kids are learning that fielding can be fun if you are good at it and work hard at it. This is what again set their game up today.

After their 20 overs Gerringong finished with 9 wickets for 68 runs, 32 of those off the bat.

With the wicket penalties taken in, Albion Park Gold ran out winners by 118 to 84, a well deserved win in a match that was played in good spirit and fun by both teams.

This team lost their first three games of the season. Since October 28, they have not been beaten, having won seven games, had three wash outs and a bye. It has been a terrific effort from all seven of these kids, and the efforts of their parents who have not only been there to support them on weekends but having been putting in the time with their kids to get them to improve. It has been a wonderful effort from everyone involved. The support on the sidelines is invaluable.

With some tough matches to come against the highest ranked teams, the opportunity for these kids to test themselves further is what they are setting up for in the coming weeks. No matter what the results may be, the APCC can be very proud of these kids in their Under 11’s teams.

Sunday, February 4, 2018

Jessibill: Death By Multimedia. Episode 10.


This week on Episode 10:

There’s Something on the TV! – Jess claims she has 'not been watching much TV' which given the amount of time she's been staring at a screen seems unusual. Bill mean HAS been watching good stuff, and gives us an update on The X Files Season 11.

Crap Movies Bill is Forcing Jess to Watch! – There can be only one, and it's better to burn out than to fade away! We're reaching back into the mid-1980's once again as Bill brings out another classic film for Jess in the form of Christopher Lambert's greatest role of Connor McCloud in HIGHLANDER.

Album Review Switcheroo! – There's plenty of music around, and Jess is gearing up for the tour in march of one of her favourites by giving Bill the brand newie from FALL OUT BOY called MANIA, while Bill goes back in time again to give Jess a lesson in hard rock harmonies with DEF LEPPARD's awesome sophomore album HIGH N' DRY.

Crap That Jess Has Been Watching On YouTube! – Jess still claims to be not watching much on YouTube (which still seems slightly unusual) but she gives us a review of jacksfilms (or something like that) for everyone to have a bit of a look at, while Bill obsesses with finding the perfect metal cover of classic 80's pop songs.

We also have the result of our poll from December, being 'is Die Hard a Xmas movie".




Saturday, February 3, 2018

APCC Under 11 Golds: Round 13 vs Shellharbour White

The two greatest words in cricket - wash out. Rain rendered Dawes Park too dangerous with the concrete wicket, and further downpours left the game being called off.

Huzzah!

Saturday, January 27, 2018

APCC Under 11 Golds: Round 12 vs Shellharbour Blue

Cricket is a wonderful game when you can work on something specifically at training, and then see that hard work translated into perfect harmony on the cricket field that weekend. This is what happened for the Albion Park Gold Under 11 Team this week, when their intense fielding drills became the winning formula for them in their match against Shellharbour Blue at Dawes Park this morning.

With their opponents winning the toss and inserting the Eagles team, it was important to keep wickets intact and keep the scoreboard ticking over. It wasn’t easy against a team that fielded well, had good arms in the field and bowled straight and full. Still, the Eagles first three batters all kept their wickets intact, until in all three cases they were bowled off their seventeenth and final deliveries. Charlotte Rodda was again solid in defence and played a couple of nice shots that went straight to fielders. Once she starts to find the gaps her scoring will improve. Bodhie Rodda again showed great improvement in his stroke play, and though he only managed three runs he was again impressive in the opening position. Kane Rex played well against the better bowlers of the Shellharbour team, and was only undone by a fast full toss from his final delivery. He too managed three runs to his total.

Blake Ison was good again, playing some lovely shots along the ground including three boundaries, but still needs to try and keep his head and not try and hit the ball too hard and he will improve his output. His 18 runs was well made. Max Scibberas also had to face the better half of the bowling attack and also did well to keep them out when they were bowling fast and straight. He was bowled once in his innings of one run, but he can be pleased with his application today. Lucas Brown also found the going tough, also being bowled on one occasion, but a couple of nice strokes in his nine runs, including a last ball boundary, should have him in better form next week. Josh Peters again suffered from the slogging bug, head to the clouds and through the shot too early. He was fortunate not enough balls were fired at his stumps. His two best shots of the day were when he played real cricket shots, something he will no doubt hear about all week from his coach. He finished on 19, and was dropped once in his innings.

After 20 overs the Eagles had made 82 runs for the loss of five wickets, with 53 of those runs coming off the bat.

To win the match, the Eagles had to bowl and field spectacularly, and it would not be unfair to suggest that they did this amazingly well. The fielding was superb. They fielders were in to the ball quickly cutting off runs and causing the batters confusion, they backed up and threw wonderfully, and they supported each other magnificently in voice. They did everything that could have been asked of them, and it was terrific to see how well they took into the game what they had practiced on Wednesday. After the first ten overs they had Shellharbour at 5/31. Josh bowled the first batter with his fourth delivery, another wonderful piece of deception. Charlotte carried on from where she left off last weekend, with another fast straight ball knocking over the middle stump. Then came some wonderful fielding from Josh at mid wicket in consecutive deliveries from Lucas. He ran in and threw both balls accurately to Lucas who had returned over the stumps, where he calmly took the bails off, with the result being two run outs in two deliveries. It was great stuff and warmly appreciated by the excellent Eagles fan base who had gathered at the ground. Then in his second over Josh enticed a drive from the batter who hit it straight to Lucas at cover who took a good catch. It was just wonderful cricket from a young team who is taking all before them.

The great work continued in the second half of the innings. Charlotte picked up her second wicket exactly the same as her first. Lucas showed the persistence of straight bowling by picking up two wickets in his third over, one caught and bowled and one clean bowled. Blake followed this up next over by bowling a wicket of his own, and there were great cheers as Max fought through a tough couple of overs to pick up a great wicket with his final delivery, bowled middle stump. Ten wickets was exactly what the team needed to do to put themselves in with a chance of winning, and they had done so magnificently. Despite this, all looked lost as the final batsman took it upon himself to win the game, scoring 20 runs off the final seven deliveries of the match, and it was a tense time waiting for the scorebooks to be added up.

Of their twenty overs, Shellharbour had scored 91 runs for ten wickets, with 58 having come off the bat (yes, with 23 of those off the last two overs).

Both Bodhie and Max were a bit off with the ball today, Bodhie finishing with 0/17 and Max with 1/15. Both are still getting the hang of this bowling game and will continue to improve with more practice. Charlotte was again fantastic, finishing with 2/14 from three overs. Kane was economic but a bit too much down leg side to threaten the wickets column, with 0/3 off his two overs. Josh was still unplayable, putting a tizz through the batting line up and fully deserved his figures of 2/9 from three overs and two run out assists. Both Blake and Lucas were good today without being at the top of their game, and both suffered in their last over. Lucas finished with 2/12 from four overs, along with two catches and two run out assists, pretty fair day. Blake bowled four good overs for 1/16.

After wicket penalties had been added, the Eagles had run out winners by 122 runs to 111, to complete their sixth win in succession, this one against the team who had been running third in the competition. The kids fully deserved this win after the hard work they have put in, and you can see how much they are enjoying it. They had fantastic support today from the biggest supporter turn up of the season, and it sounded as though they enjoyed the performance as well. It was also great to see that the Albion Park Green team knocked off second place Oak Flats Blue today as well, a fantastic result for the Eagles. The kids in both teams are making great strides forward, and it is a boon for the Albion Park Cricket Club. Let’s hope there is even more success to come as we head into February.

Saturday, January 20, 2018

APCC Under 11 Golds: Round 11 vs The Rail Red

After the holiday break, and the regrading of the Under 11 competition, the Albion Park Under 11 Golds have found themselves in the A competition after their four straight victories, and now set to face much stronger and sterner competition for the rest of the season. And it began with today’s local derby match against The Rail Red at Albion Oval South.

The Eagles were a player short today, meaning they had more to do with the bat but also had more area to cover in the field. Skipper Josh Peters tossed the coin and The Rail called correctly and inserted the home team in steamy and sweltering conditions. Bodhie and Charlotte Rodda opened for the Eagles, and put together a very handy partnership, holding their wickets intact throughout. While Charlotte again played a determined and solid innings, brother Bodhie showed his attacking intent again, and cracked his first ever boundary with a lovely pull shot to the square leg boundary. Charlotte finished 0 not out and Bodhie 5 not out.

Max Sciberras and Kane Rex both played some solid and excellent shots, especially off drives which is pleasing to see. Most of these unfortunately for the pair tended to go straight to the fieldsmen which hindered their scoring ability. Eventually Max decided to take on the field, calling yes immediately that he hit the ball, and was only undone by a fabulous pick up and direct hit from mid off. The Rail ground fielding was terrific and kept the run rate under control. Both Max and Kane finished with 1 when their innings concluded, but with some practice in hitting the gaps their run output will improve.

Blake Ison and Josh Peters both collected several boundaries in their innings, but left quite a few runs out on the field from trying to slog and taking their eye off the ball. No doubt a post-Xmas hangover from taking on younger siblings in the backyard. When they hit the ball with concentration they both looked good. Josh in fact hit the first six by an Albion Park Gold player, though it was to a noticeably shorter boundary than usual. Blake’s only blemish was doing exactly what Max did, by hitting straight to mid off and calling for a run, but again being undone by a direct hit at the bowlers end. Apart from this, both batted well, Blake finishing with 22 and Josh with 25.

From their 20 overs Albion Park Gold finished with 2 wickets for 92 runs, with 54 of those off the bat.

From the outset two things were noticeable – that some kids had been working hard since the last game, and that The Rail were confident of chasing down their target. Max’s first over was a gem, conceding only one no ball, and none that bounced twice. A terrific start. Then Charlotte Rodda arrived, and not only off the long run having spent all season off just two steps, but straight and full! An amazing improvement in just four weeks, and with no help at all from the so-called coach of the team. It was obvious that father Will for Charlotte, and parents Simon and Karen for Max have been keeping their hands in, and for me it was the best part of the day, a real pleasure to watch them bowl with such accomplishment and style. But The Rail batters were looking to force their hand, and they took advantage of any loose ball and hit it to the boundary. They looked the team to beat when they had reached 50 runs in the tenth over, but Charlotte got a just reward just before drinks, bowling a wonderful off cutter that took middle stump and sent the bails flying. Fantastic, wonderful stuff, and the smile on her face told the story. With ten overs to go the score stood at 1/50. Charlotte took her leave of the bowling crease to take over the keeping duties from Bodhie with a wonderful spell of 1/16 from three overs, and she probably deserved better.

For the Eagles to win they had to take wickets, but after 13 overs had the score at 1/63, things looked grim. However, three wickets in three overs turned the game on its head. Kane bowled a little short today and found himself pulled to the legside a bit, but he redeemed himself with an excellent caught and bowled in his third over which brought the Eagles back into the game. Blake was also a fan of the licorice allsorts today without conceding too many runs, but a good straight full ball was hit in the air straight to Kane at mid-wicket, who took a terrific catch to give Blake a deserved wicket. And, from the coach’s perspective, it was nice to finally see an outfield catch held. In the next over Josh, who was spinning the ball about three feet and confusing every batter, decided to throw in his variation, the faster ball out of the front of the hand. It may not have been a flipper but it was as close as a ten year old is going to get, and it hit the stumps before the batsman had even begun his downstroke. That earned him an excited high-five from his coach, which may have been inappropriate from an unbiased umpire but the coach was unable to contain himself after witnessing such a brilliant dismissal. This was followed three overs later when Kane “The Destroyer” bowled the perfect away swinger that pitched on leg stump and took middle stump to produce the fifth wicket for the innings.

It all came down to the last over when The Rail needed a thunder of runs to win, but Josh bowled the perfect over again – having brought in a first slip the coach was tempted and conceded to bring in two – which left The Rail’s total at five wickets lost for 97 runs, with 51 runs off the bat.

For the first time this season, the effort in taking more wickets than the opposition proved to be the turning point, for although The Rail scored 5 runs more after the 20 overs, after the wickets penalties were added, the Eagles Gold team had proven victorious by 112 runs to 105.

Charlotte’s figures of 1/16 was the star of the show today, she can be very proud of her efforts. Max also bowled probably his best spell of the season, and his figures of 0/18 off four overs don’t reflect his efforts. Kane added another two scalps to his season tally, finishing with 2/18 off four overs. Blake was miserly again with 1/8 from three overs. Once he gets his mojo back he will be taking bags of wickets in the weeks to come. Bodhie only had the two overs, but he too showed improvement in his bowling with several dot balls. He finished with 0/12 from his two overs.

It is impossible to convey how well Josh bowled today without being there to see it. He bowled 24 deliveries, two of which pitched on off stump and I had to call wides because they spun so much. He had two catches dropped off his bowling, the batsmen hit two others for a single and a two, and the other 18 deliveries they couldn’t get bat on. His four overs cost him 1/5. I know I am biased and I try not to be. This was the spell of the season so far bar none. If he was bowling at 14 year olds he’d have taken a bagful.

That’s five victories in a row for this Albion Park Gold Under 11 team. None of us thought we’d be in this position, and the good news is that there is still so much improvement in these players to occur. The bubble will no doubt burst once we take on the teams at the top of the ladder, but this team is ready to compete with them all, and maybe… just maybe… there are a few surprises yet to come…