2. How the hell is it May already? The cricket season just finished, and before you know it the socials will be advertising the start of pre-season training. Clubs are still getting around completing their presentation nights. Will they be handing out 2026/27 registration forms at the same event?
3. Speaking of presentation nights - shouldn't clubs be offering their Life Members free drinks at presentation nights? I mean, given the amount these people have put into the club over the years to receive this honour (or managed to find a way to get elected while having done basically nothing) shouldn't these hard working officials be allowed to drink for free at these events? Asking for a friend, of course...
4. What are the chances that when the conclave to elect the new Pope begins next week, that the first thing they do when they lock and seal the doors is watch the Academy Award nominated film "Conclave" from last year starring Ralph Fiennes, Stanley Tucci and John Lithgow, just so they are sure they are doing it right? Or perhaps they will watch "Angels & Demons", the movie starring Tom Hanks as Robert Langdon from the book of the same name by Dan Brown? Actually, the book was much better than the film, they should all just read that before starting. I mean, you wouldn't want to elect the wrong person to the position, would you?
